How to be Insulting on the…

How to be Insulting on the Beach: If there's enough sand, dig huge walls around your site and try to put your neighbors in the shade.
Jokes, +1:
A blonde and brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work one day and the blonde had a rope around her waist. The brunette asked why she had a rope tied around her waist. The blonde answered that she was trying to commit suicide. The brunette said, "You're supposed to put the rope around your neck." The blonde replied, "I tried that but I couldn't breathe!"