Why did the blonde tip toe…

Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet? Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!!
Jokes, +1:
Three women were trapped on an island. They needed to get across the water to the mainland. They came across a genie who said, "I will grant you ladies three wishes." The first woman said, "Turn me into a fish" and she swam across the water to the other island. The second woman said, "Give me a boat" and she rowed to the other side. The third woman said, "Turn me into a man" and she walked across the bridge.