Why do gorillas have large nostrils?…

Why do gorillas have large nostrils? Because they have fat fingers.
Jokes, +1:
A blonde goes into a computer store and asks the clerk, “Where do you keep the curtains for computers?” The clerk answers with a puzzled face, “Curtains for computers? You don’t need curtains for computers.” The blonde’s eyes widen and she shakes her head as she answers, “Hello!?? My computer has Windows!!”