Yo momma is so dirty she…

Yo momma is so dirty she is like a chicken coop because cocks fly in and out all day.
Jokes, +1:
A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom said, "Don't worry. That part where the hair has grown is called a Monkey. Be proud that your monkey has grown hair." At dinner, the girl told her sister, "My monkey has grown hair." Her sister replied, "That’s nothing. Mine is already eating bananas."