Yo momma is so fat when…

Yo momma is so fat when she stepped on the scale it read, "Get the hell off me!"
Jokes, +1:
How to be Insulting in the Street: Find a bus stop with a waste bin attached to it. Hide a small bottle of champagne and a leg of chicken in the bottom. Wait for a queue to form at the bus stop, then go and rummage in the gutter, and finally look in the bin. Find the things you've hidden, and devour them in front of the people waiting for the bus.