Yo momma so fat her belly…

Yo momma so fat her belly button made it to her house 15 minutes before she did.
Jokes, +1:
Two blondes walk beside each other down the street. One of them sees a broken piece of mirror on the ground, grabs it, looks at it and says, "This girl looks so familiar, but I can't remember where I know her from." The other girl grabs it from her hand, takes a look at it, and says, "It's me you idiot!"