Q: What is the lightest thing…

Q: What is the lightest thing in the world?
A: A penis because just a thought can lift it.
Jokes, +1:
Two men are talking and one says to the other, “My wife’s doctor says she has menopause, and, man, has she been moody lately. How long do the symptoms of menopause usually last?” The other man replies, “Let me put it this way: menopause will be listed as the cause on your death certificate.”