Q: Why did the school kids…

Q: Why did the school kids eat their homework?
A: Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.
Jokes, +1:
Two men are talking and one says to the other, “My wife’s doctor says she has menopause, and, man, has she been moody lately. How long do the symptoms of menopause usually last?” The other man replies, “Let me put it this way: menopause will be listed as the cause on your death certificate.”