Yo momma is so fat when…

Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Jokes, +1:
Three blondes and a brunette are hanging on the wing of an airplane in flight. The pilot tells them that they are too heavy and one of them has to get off or they will all die. After a minute, the blondes decide that the brunette should get off. "Okay, but I want these to be my last words," the brunette replies and begins to sing, "if you're happy and you know it clap your hands..."