Yo momma's breath smelled so bad…

Yo momma's breath smelled so bad when she walked by a clock it said, "Tic Tac."
Jokes, +1:
A couple drives to the hospital because the wife is in labor. The doctor alerts them that she invented a machine that will transfer some of the labor pain to the father, if they'd like. The husband eagerly says, "Give it all to me!" The couple returns home with a bouncing baby boy, only to find the mailman dead on their lawn.